We get it… adulting is hard! Gone are the days when you can run on five hours of sleep and caffeine. Instead, falling asleep is hard… but staying asleep is even worse. And don’t forget about those mornings when you wake up hurting for no reason. Pile on bills, family, work, the general state of the world. Cue crippling anxiety!
Have no fear… Plant Therapy is here to help! Our new Adulting Set has three blends designed to tackle issues that adults face most so you can totally nail adulthood.
9 PM Bedtime – $16.95
Start feeling drowsy soon after dinner? Have trouble falling asleep and staying asleep? Our 9 PM Bedtime Blend expertly blends Lavender, Mandarin, Ylang Ylang, Neroli, and Hops to help you get a good night’s sleep. Drift to sleep cradled in the arms of this soothing and sweet blend.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I never used to sleep well… but now I sleep like a baby! – Ashley
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Before finding this, I used to toss and turn all night long, wondering if I’ll ever see the end to restless nights. Thanks to the soothing scent of 9 PM Bedtime, I am now able to sleep soundly!” – Daniel
Low Back Pain – $8.95
It happens to the best of us… sleep wrong, spend too long in your desk chair, bend over to pick something up and you’re stuck with low back pain for a few days (or weeks). Our new Low Back Pain blend has the perfect combination of cooling and soothing oils (Wintergreen, Camphor, and Scots Pine) to help soothe sore muscles and achy backs.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I spend all day at my desk and my back definitely protests. The cooling effect feels UH-MAZ-ING!” – Sarah
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I’ve tried EVERYTHING on the market for something to help solve my lower back pain. Sticky muscle creams and ointments, overly priced massage guns, the chiropractor down the street… you name it!! But nothing has helped me combat miserable back pain like this has. Thanks, Plant Therapy!” – Janice
Why Am I So Anxious – $14.95
As if being an adult wasn’t hard enough, general crippling anxiety with seemingly no discernable source (or maybe just all the sources) distracts us from work and keeps us from sleeping, and makes staying in bed forever all too appealing. No more! Powerfully relaxing Why Am I So Anxious helps promote a tranquil state of mind when life’s chaos, worry, and anxiety get to be too much.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Everyone lays awake at night worrying about every little thing they did wrong… right? Why Am I So Anxious definitely helps me relax and let it go.” – Ryan
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “For years, I have been searching for just the thing to help me cope with my daily hurdles. I am happy to say I have found the solution that helps me stay focused and uplifted.” – Katie
What are you waiting for? Get the #Adulting Set today for just four payments of $9.95! Order within the next 24 hours and get free shipping and handling!
What a great set!
Didn’t those decade themed blends start out as an April Fool’s joke? Will we ever get “Why Am I So Anxious?” for real?
The Decades blends did start out as an April Fool’s Joke! Luckily, this year our joke only involved “rebranding” three of our existing blends. You can get the same benefits of Why Am I So Anxious with our popular Worry Free blend.
Verdict is in. You guys are now on the hook with these products. Cause we want them! Okay, Tisserand, get to work healing us ALL!
Still think we need these. XD
I was so ready to buy the set! Your got me. However, this is a great idea and all.the issues I struggled with. Please make these blends!
It’s the absolute best prank ever!
I love this so much!
Loved it!! Thanks for the April fool’s joke! Enjoyed watching and checking out the blends that don’t exist!! Lol. ❤
Happy April fools day!
Okay…that was a good one I was totally ready to buy them!
Lol I was to buy them
I was all excited!!! April fools!!!
LOL, love April Fool’s Day ! – it’s my anniversary! 🙂
Forgot it was April 1st. Was wondering how there were reviews on stuff that just came out.
Please oh please make these available in real life
You got me again! Lol! But please actually make these cuz I would buy them right away. Just like the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s blends you pranked us with and then you actually came out with them. I bought them and love them!
Cute, once I saw “Cheif”, I knew it could not be real. However, I would purchase this set if available.
Love it! You got me! Haha I wish these were real! I most definitely would buy!
So…the *real* prank is showing us this and calling it a prank, right??? So…we’ll be able to buy them in April 2nd, right? RIGHT??? Pleeeeeeaseeee!!! Lol
Yep, totally convinced – we #Adults need these! :p
Oh man this got me good!! As someone who grew up in the 90’s I was SOLD on buying these!!
I am seriously trying to buy these….
well now I need these! lol.
Yeah I would buy these “special editions” in a second
This is awesome, and the video had me rolling! But I need you to seriously make these, with these labels! . 10/10 would buy in a heartbeat! (And yes, I already own them. )
LOL… You got me!…. Very well played….
I agree, I think you might need to rebrand these!!
Bazinga Plant Therapy….bazinga.
Knew this was an April 1st Joke.. but now I want those labels.. LOL
My first thought was “Is this real or an April Fool’s joke? I gotta admit, though, I kinda wish these actually came with these names!
You got me!!! Now, I want stickers to put over the real stickers! HILARIOUS!